APRON CHRONICLES

Presenting the MALE CAST of the anime BLEACH created and owned by TITE KUBO and worshiped by fan artists like us. BEHOLD...the APRON CHRONICLES!

One day, Yamamoto-Taicho realized that someone stole the funds for the GOTEI 13. Because they need funds immediately, the old man proposed the only FAST-EARNING thing to do...with his resources. XD

STUDIO 1 : MR. MAKE-UP

PHOTOGRAPHER: "Gomen, Schiffer-san...can you please smile?"

ULQUIE: "I don't think so..."

PHOTOGRAPHER: "Oh-kay.... Any expression will do."

ULQUIE: "I don't think you understand when I said NO..."

PHOTOGRAPHER: *takes out contract* "But the contract says you should follow my direction. After all, I'm the photographer..."

ULQUIE: *stares at papers* "I just died in the series... This is voluntary. Cut me some slack. I have to look for another job. I heard they're hiring a lead in a band called, KISS. So, hurry up and take the damn picture."

PHOTOGRAPHER: *twitch...twitch*

STUDIO 2 : MR. ICICLE

TOUSHIRO: "This isn't right! Why am I in a bedroom? The apron belongs to the kitchen! I demand an explanation! Ulquiorra posed in the kitchen!"

PHOTOGRAPHER: "But...I was ordered, Toushiro-kun... Besides, it's sexy."

TOUSHIRO: "Do I look like I'm old enough for this!? And what's with the torn apron!? I did not agree to this!!!"

PHOTOGRAPHER: "Uh...Gomen, Toushiro-kun...but...but...a pretty woman told us you did..."

TOUSHIRO: "MATSUMOTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

STUDIO 3 : RANDOM SHOUNEN

JINTA: "I still feel weird..."

PHOTOGRAPHER: "Relax, Jinta-kun. Don't strain yourself."

JINTA: "What's this for again?"

PHOTOGRAPHER: "To raise money..."

JINTA: "WHAT!? But Urahara-taicho told me it's to promote the store!"

PHOTOGRAPHER: "Uh...well, in a way...it is..." *fiddles* "You know...more people see this picture...more customers."

JINTA: *relaxes* "Oh! Okay."

 

 STUDIO 4 : MR SEXY

PHOTOGRAPHER: "Uh...uhmm....Gin-kun...I didn't know if they told 'ya but...you're supposed to WEAR the apron."

GIN: "WHAAAa? Awh, come on neh? I cooked these cakes like what you ordered. I am now posing to present them... What's so interesting about an apron?"

PHOTOGRAPHER: *gulp* "Ehehe...nothing, Gin-kun. But you're supposed to wear it for this shoot... The project is called, The APRON Chronicles."

GIN: "Are you saying the APRON is hotter than my body?"

PHOTOGRAPHER: *takes out several tissues with blood* "Not at all, Gin-kun. I've already used up all my tissues just this morning... By tomorrow, I might not be able to wake up anymore..."

After 1 minute...

PHOTOGRAPHER: "So...are we going on with the shoot?"

GIN: "Fine. I don't get why you want me to wear anything at all..."

PHOTOGRAPHER: *wipes nose* "Uhm...can you lengthen the apron, Gin-kun?"

GIN: "WHAAA? But how about my legs?" *shows legs*

PHOTOGRAPHER: *FAINTS*

STUDIO 5 : MR. DENSE

PHOTOGRAPHER: *surprised* "Uh...wow...Renji-kun...you're so good at this... You look so natural." *smiling*

RENJI: "Oh...thanks. Anything for Byakuya-taicho."

PHOTOGRAPHER: *blink, blink* "Uh...that didn't come out right..."

RENJI: "What didn't come out right? Look at these cute buns I'm making!" *squishes cute siopao*

PHOTOGRAPHER: *sheepish* Uhh...right."

RENJI: *smiles at photographer* "Do you wanna squeeze my buns?"

PHOTOGRAPHER: *faints*

 

STUDIO 6 : MR. METROSEXUAL

PHOTOGRAPHER: "Uh...Szayel-kun..."

SZAYEL: *glares* "IT'S CHAN! NOT KUN!"

PHOTOGRAPHER: *shock* "Uh...Szayel ----chan, Uhm...I hope you know that you should wear the apron..."

SZAYEL: *raises a brow* "That rag? I don't think so. Hurry up and take a picture of my divine body, slave!"

PHOTOGRAPHER: *shiver* SNAP, SNAP, SNAP!

 

STUDIO 7 : MR. S & M

MAYURI: "And so, kiddies...let's add eyeballs and tongues next...we stir it like so..." *stirs with finger*

PHOTOGRAPHER: "Uhm...Mayuri-kun...this is not a cooking show?"

MAYURI: *stops* "Uh...Yes, it is."

PHOTOGRAPHER: "No, it's not."

MAYURI: "Then why am I in the kitchen wearing an apron? Hmm...let me see... I have several hypothesis' as to why I am wearing an apron with nothing else. One, I am being photographed for the benefit of the female audience to arouse them...in this weird fetishes that they love... Two, I am here because I am being used as a sex symbol... Three...

PHOTOGRAPHER: *turns towards the crew* "Anyone...please brief Mayuri-kun about certain words not allowed here in the studio..."

 STUDIO 8 : MR. ADORABLE

 

STARK: *yawn* "You've woken me up...I was sleeping so wonderfully..."

PHOTOGRAPHER: "Gomen, Stark-kun...but we're behind schedule... Ehehe..."

STARK: *sighs* "FINE. Take a picture and leave me in peace..." *looks about* "Hmmm...i can't seem to find my pillow though... Can I borrow your lap then?"

PHOTOGRAPHER: *faints*

STUDIO 9 : MR. FREAK & CO.

NEL: "Neh,neh... Why am I the one in an apron???"

NOITORA: "Shut up, Nel."

NEL: *pout* "But you're supposed to be the one in an Apron! Mou~"

NOITORA: SHUT YOUR TRAP! I already cut myself here! I don't F#$%ing want to wear that polka-dot halter style apron designed by -"

NEL: *blink* "What's a halter top? Why does Noi-noi know so much about fashion???"

NOITORA: *silence*

PHOTOGRAPHER: "Can we go on with the shoot now?"

NEL: "HAI HAI!!!!"

 

STUDIO 10 : MR. SEXY (PART 2)

PHOTOGRAPHER: "Gin-kun...I'm afraid you're already finished..."

GIN: "Oya...But this is my master pose!"

PHOTOGRAPHER: 0,0'

KON: *leaps into action* "NNNNOOOoooooooooo!!!!"

GIN: "Fufufufuuuu...." *laughs* "Oya....Ms. Photographer??? Are you okay?"

KON: *walks to photographer's body* "I think you killed her."

NOTE: THESE ARE COMPILED DRAWINGS OF TINTA|PRODUCTIONS' LUNACY.  IT HAPPENS ONCE IT A WHILE...BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS....  

IT HAPPENS... XD

HOPE I MADE YOU DAY...JA MATTA!

katz :3